Thursday, November 16, 2006

A Visit from Beyond...



It's 2:30 on Saturday, an hour before the kickoff of what may be the biggest college football game ever. Number 1 Ohio State vs. Number 2 Michigan. The Buckeye players sit in the locker room, eagerly awaiting the arrival of head coach Jim Tressel for his pregame speech. Surely he'll have something special to say, they think. After all, this was the man who in his first public appearance as head coach promised the crowd at an OSU basketball game that they would be proud of the football team in 310 days in Ann Arbor.

Tressel and the rest of the coaching staff walk in, but instead of standing up front, they all take seats with the players. As they look around wondering what is going on, a shadowy figure emerges. It does not take long for everyone to realize who it is. The hat, the red shirt, the glasses, they're all dead giveaways. It's Woody, and he's come to give the boys a pep talk.

"Men, in a little less than an hour from now, you will be taking part in history. You will be participating in the biggest sporting rivalry our great nation has to offer. For some of you, this will be your last time playing this game, and for others, your first. But no matter how many times you have been involved in this battle, I sincerely hope your hatred for that state up north is as strong as it's ever been.

"Now I'm sure most if not all of you heard the story of this great rivalry before, but since I'm a great admirer of history, I'll tell it to you again. The animosity first began in the 1830s, when both Ohio and Michigan laid claim to the Toledo area. Since Ohio was a state and had voting power, while Michigan was still only a territory, the government gave the land to Ohio, just as militias were preparing for a war.

"The football games began in 1897, and in the early years, Michigan kicked our asses. Once I was hired, though, I made it a point to never let that happen. In my first eighteen seasons I won twelve times, and in many of those games the Big Ten and national championships were on the line for one and or the other. Then, there was the Ten Year War against my friend and former assistant Bo Schembechler. I went 5-4-1 against him, but managed to share the Big Ten title with him six times.

"In the decade after I left the series was virtually even, but that changed when John Cooper came along. As great of a coach as he was, he could not beat Michigan, and that is why he is not in this room right now. He had some fantastic teams, top five several times, but he only won the game twice, costing him at least two national titles. This man you have now, Mr. Tressel, now he's the right man for this game. That thing he said at the basketball game when he was hired? I was watching from up there, and I loved it.

"But enough about history. Today is your history. For the first time ever Michigan and The Ohio State are entering their game in the top two spots in the rankings, with the winner going on to the national championship game. If that doesn't make you want to go out there and kill this team, then you don't deserve to put on shoulder pads. This is the biggest game ever in the biggest rivalry ever. The hell with those flashy southern teams and the ones out west. The best goddamn football is right here in the Big Ten, the best game of the season is happening right here, and the best fucking team in the country is right here in this room!


"Men, this is more than a football game; this is war. This is the resumption of that battle 160 years ago, when people from Michigan thought they could come in to our turf and claim it as their own. You have been chosen to defend your land, no matter what the cost. You are playing this game for your state, for your classmates, your families, your friends, Ohio State alumni, and anyone who has ever put on the Scarlet and Gray, whether it was to play for us or cheer for us on a Saturday afternoon. Rose Bowls and national titles are all well and good, but what matters most is beating Michigan. You can lose every game by 100 points, but if you win this game, people will be happy, and the season will be a success.

"I said a little while ago that you guys were making your own history today, and you really are. This is not like any other game in this rivalry, or in the entire history of college football. I coached some of these games where both teams were unbeaten, but never when it was 1 versus 2. But you guys, you are now living that dream, and I hope you appreciate it. Years from now you will be able to tell your children and grandchildren that you participated in one of the greatest moments in sporting history: The Ohio State-Michigan game.

"And men, I sincerely hope you can add to that phrase...'AND WE WON!'"

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Time For a Change?

"No organization is stronger than the quality of its leadership, or ever extends its constituency far beyond the degree to which its leadership is representative." - Edgar Powell

Before I get into this week's piece, I'd like to preface it with a little disclaimer. I am, and always have been, a big Steeler fan. I'm not one of the bandwagon folks that have only started liking them in the past couple years. I was there in 1992 when Barry Foster ran for 190 yards against the Jets. I saw Randy Fuller break up Jim Harbaugh's Hail Mary in the '95 AFC Championship. I was also there in '99 when the expansion Browns beat the Steelers, and later that year when our boys beat the Panthers in blinding snow in an absolutely meaningless game for either team. I know that Courtney Hawkins owns the team record for catches in a game. Yes, unlike most of the recent casual fans, I can name Steeler receivers other than Hines Ward. I didn't buy a jersey or Terrible Towel because it would make me look cool. By the same token, I think those pink Steeler jerseys are an abomination, and anyone wearing them should be slapped silly. Now, on with the show...

I have always been a Bill Cowher fan, and anytime KDKA or those other channels would interview some drunk buffoon in a restaurant after a loss and that person would say, "Duh, they should fire Cowher cause he stinks and they lost and I have no idea what I'm talking about," I would get pissed. People around here have such ridiculously high expectations, and they really don't know how lucky we are to have Cowher as a coach. In fourteen years, they have only missed the playoffs four times. He's the longest-tenured coach in the league, and since his hiring in 1992 there have been about a zillion coaching changes in the NFL. Through it all, we've had Cowher, and the Steeler organization is much better off for it.

However, things have become much different this year, and the future of the team is up in the air. After winning the Super Bowl last year, the Steelers are 2-5 this year, with the most recent loss occurring this past Sunday at the hands of the hilariously awful Oakland Raiders. Despite only getting 98 yards of offense, the Raiders beat the Steelers, 20-13, thanks to two Ben Roethlisberger interceptions that were returned for touchdowns. As bad as the Raiders looked, the Steelers were worse, looking confused and at times like they just didn't give a damn.

If the ho-hum performance of the team wasn't bad enough, Cowher's reaction on the field and with the media has been even more troubling. The young Cowher of the early 90s was not afraid to snap at a player on the sideline, showering him with spit. It didn't matter who it was, from the rookie to the superstar to the veteran that was only a couple years younger than Cowher was; if you messed up you would hear about it, and it wouldn't be pretty. The Steelers of that era were disciplined, successful, and they knew who ran the team: Bill freaking Cowher.

Fast forward to the past couple years. Fumbles, interceptions, and blown coverages are no longer followed by an explosion on the part of Cowher, but rather a shot of him standing on the sideline, arms folded, shaking his head. Remember that press conference in 1998 after a loss to the Titans when Cowher forced Ed Bouchette to ask him if he was going to bench Kordell just so he could yell "NO!"? That's now replaced by a calm, quiet, "We tried. We left it all out on the field. We now have to concentrate on the next game. (Insert coaching cliche here)." Maybe it's maturity, or maybe it's the wear and tear of 15 years of being the head coach for the same team, but the fire and intensity that once endeared Cowher to both players and fans are gone.

Now, I don't claim to be an expert on coaching styles. I don't know if yelling and throwing stuff really makes a difference when it comes to a team's performance, but it's obvious that Cowher has lost touch with his team. A few weeks ago, Willie Parker, Verron Haynes, and Mike Logan committed moronic unsportsmanlike conduct penalties in a loss to the Bengals. After the game Cowher assured the press that such a thing would never happen again. Last week against the Falcons, Hines Ward decided to join Nate Washington's touchdown dance troupe. Since the NFL banned multi-player celebrations this past offseason, this little ballet led to another unsportsmanlike conduct penalty. In essence, Ward was completely disobeying his coach's edict, and since he's the top receiver and a media darling, there isn't much Cowher can do about it.

This lack of discipline has even spread to the management. After that Falcons game, Dan Rooney earned himself a $25,000 fine by calling the false start penalty on Washington "ridiculous", and basically whining like a kid that didn't get his way. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish by doing this, but unless it was to make himself look stupid and not like the well-respected figure in the NFL that he is, it didn't work.

So what needs to be done? Does Cowher need to find that old spark he had in 1992, or should he just give up, retire, and move to North Carolina like everyone is predicting? Does Rooney need to step in and either put a foot in Cowher's ass or give him the boot? And what about the players? They certainly deserve some of the blame for this mess, but how much? After all, we deify them to the point that their egos have to swell no matter how humble they may be. When you are treated like you can do no wrong, eventually you start to believe it, and you act accordingly. Perhaps a bad season is what they need. The fairweather fans will disappear and less attention will be showered upon them. Then maybe they'll realize they're making money to play football and win, not dance around or taunt or appear on commercials.

Until something changes, expect the fall of the empire to continue, especially this weekend against Denver.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Pitt Ain't It...Yet

It started in 2002, when West Virginia came to town with a Gator Bowl berth on the line. In front of a raucous crowd, the Mountaineers were the ones doing the gator chomp after a 24-17 win.

A year later, the fifth-largest crowd in Pitt history watched Julius Jones gain a school-record 262 yards, and Notre Dame killed the last 9:14 of a prime-time, nationally televised game to win, 20-14

Two months after that, a strong but beatable Miami team came to Heinz Field. On a bitter cold November night, with the Big East title and a BCS berth on the line, the Hurricanes from beautiful, sunny Florida humiliated the Panthers, 28-14.

They had a chance to legitimize the weakened Big East in the Fiesta Bowl the following year, but were stomped by mid-major Utah.

In 2005, a record crowd of 66,451, not to mention millions more at home, witnessed the Dave Wannstedt era begin with a gruesome 42-21 loss to Notre Dame that featured the Irish piling up 275 rushing yards.

And in the past two months, we have seen the only two legitimately good teams Pitt has played so far (Michigan State and Rutgers) come into the world's yellowest stadium and run all over them like Bo Jackson did to the Oilers in Tecmo Super Bowl.

Pitt just can't win a big game, especially at home, and we should be used to it by now. Sure, they have made tremendous strides since that magical 1996 season highlighted by a 72-0 loss to THE Ohio State, but they seem to have reached a plateau of mediocrity, and this past week's loss to the Scarlet Knights has only emphasized that.

How do you not show up for a game like this? National TV against an undefeated and ranked team. Homecoming weekend that meant more people in the stands than normal, and yet it seemed as though those fans had more enthusiasm than the players. The offensive and defensive lines were pushed around as though they were high school freshmen. Tyler Palko barely had any time to get a decent pass off, and Rutgers running back Ray Rice shredded the Pitt defense for 225 yards, eerily similar to the way Michigan State gained 353 yards on the ground in Pitt's other loss.

All these rushing yards add up to one thing: Pitt really isn't that good.

Sure, you can mention all their successes since Walt Harris took over in 1997, but taking a closer look at them reveals those sucesses are very gilded. The bowl games? Mostly insignificant ones considering just about everyone goes to a bowl now, and the only time Pitt played in a major bowl, they proved to be not the team that won the Big East title, but rather the team that didn't lose the Big East title. The big wins against Virginia Tech? Va. Tech might be the most overrated program in the nation. Every year they started out 7-0, and every year they were lucky to finish 8-3. They are bigger chokers in big games than the Buffalo Bills. And what about Pitt's 6-2 record this year? Those six wins came against some very lousy teams, including I-AA doormat The Citadel. There's nothing impressive about a blowout win when you were supposed to kill them in the first place.

This trend is only going to get worse in the next month, too. Games at home against Louisville and West Virginia, both undefeated, top ten teams with high-powered offenses, have the potential to be slaughters. WVU's quarterback is running for 200 yards a game now, for Christ's sake. Pitt's inability to stop a talented running game could reach new lows against the Mountaineers.

But while this regular season could end with two more losses in the next four games, there is hope on the horizon. Unlike Walt Harris, who viewed Pitt as an average-at-best program and said as much after blowing their numerous chances, Dave Wannstedt remembers when Pitt was the premier program in the east if not the nation. He had made it his mission to put them back at the top, and he seems to be building a solid foundation for it. His recruiting class for 2007 will be among the best in the nation, and Pitt is still high on the lists of LeSean McCoy and Toney Clemons. While Clemons seems to be leaning towards Michigan, McCoy may like Pitt a lot more after the debacle involving Miami last weekend.

However, none of this will matter if two things are not solved. The lines are atrocious and need lots of improvement. Whoever next year's starting QB will be, he will need added protection, and the defensive line is too small and too soft to even think about stopping a better running back.

The second thing that needs fixed is their awful record in big games at home, along with the equally awful fan support. While it theoretically isn't their stadium, it is still Pittsburgh, and other teams coming in there and walking all over the Panthers is inexcusable. So is not selling out a big game against a ranked opponent when your own team is playing well. The Steelers aren't playing on Saturdays, and tickets are not that expensive. Hell, Penn State plays two or three pee-wee teams at home every year, and they manage to draw 110,000 retards for those blowouts. Why can't we get 60,000 for the same thing? If people want Pitt to return to real prominence, they (me included) should come out and show the players, both current and potential, that they deserve to be a big time program.

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

The 2006 Pittsburgh Pirates: They Didn't.

In one sense I am thrilled that Freddy Sanchez has won the 2006 NL batting title. It has given the fans in Pittsburgh something to be happy about in the midst of this fourteen year hell.

But on the other hand, this remarkable accomplishment has given the Buccos' management more leverage in fooling the public into buying tickets for '07. They'll use this to show that all is not lost with the team, and fans should come out to PNC Park just in case something big happens.

The Pirates' 2006 season started with an appalling seven straight losses, effectively eliminating them from any kind of contention before Easter. Things continued to fall apart after that, as an embarassing 9-27 record in one-run games led to a 30-60 record at the All-Star break. While things improved and the Pirates went 37-35 after the break, they still finished with a 67-95 record, identical to their 2005 mark. Even with this improved play, the team still wasn't very good, and all indications are that they might not be much better next year. Here's a breakdown of each position, as well as the coaching and front office.

Catcher: Humberto Cota was the starting catcher on opening day, and that was about the highlight of his season. His .190 average was the lowest among all players with at least 100 at-bats, and when you combine that with zero home runs and five RBI, you have a player that will not be a Pirate in 2007. Ryan Doumit was pegged as the backup/starter of the future, but after some struggles at the plate, a lengthy injury, and an attempt to turn him into a first baseman and outfielder, his future at catcher seems to be in a reserve role at best.

Doumit's injury paved the way for rookie Ronny Paulino to come in and become only the second catcher in the last 37 seasons to hit .310 or better (the other being Mike Piazza; that's good company). While his fielding is a little shaky, he is still young and can improve. If and when he does, he could become one of the premier catchers in baseball.

First Base: Sean Casey was acquired in the offseason to provide veteran leadership, a steady bat, and probably a cheap marketing ploy as he is from the Pittsburgh area. However, he failed to produce, due in large part to missing six weeks with a broken back, and was sent to Detroit at the trading deadline. No real replacement was found, as Doumit, Joe Randa, Jose Hernandez, and Xavier Nady (acquired at the deadline) all spent time at first, with none of them being very impressive. Hernandez was one of the worst hitters in recent memory and was traded in August and Randa will not be back in '07 (more on him later), leaving Doumit, Nady, or an offseason pickup as the options. Doumit never played first until this year, and it showed, so unless he improves drastically at the plate and especially with the glove, the job will not be his. Nady hit well when he first came to the Burgh, but tailed off in September, only hitting .319. While his fielding is much better than Doumit's, his hitting needs work. Maybe this is where the Pirates can get a power hitting lefty?

Second Base: Jose Castillo entered the season needing to use his enormous potential a lot more consistently. After blowing up in May with six home runs in the final five games of the month, he hit only three more the rest of the year while batting .219. He finished with a relatively disappointing .253 average, but that is only part of the story. He made way too many mental errors both in the field and while running the bases. Perhaps his lowest point came in a game in July, when he got caught in a rundown twice...on two straight pitches. Getting in one is bad enough, but getting in another one ten seconds later is inexcusable, and things like that may cost him his job. His future with the team is uncertain, as they might try to put Freddy Sanchez there, in which case Castillo will probably be traded.

Shortstop: Jack Wilson bulked up in the offseason, and now he needs to trim a few pounds. He finished with a .273 average, up from .257 in '05, but still way lower than his .308 in 2004. He committed an uncharacteristic 18 errors, fifth most in the NL at the position. I'm guessing (hoping) the weight gain was the cause of this, and by losing 10-15 pounds he can get his form back. He was a fixture in the second spot of the batting order in '06, and I see no reason he won't be there next year.

Third Base: Joe Randa was brought back to Pittsburgh after nearly a decade of productive hitting in Kansas City and a couple other places to fill the glaring need at third. He was awful at the start of the season, and then got hurt and had to miss a long period of time. Enter the Dirty One...Freddy Sanchez. Considered at the start of the year to be nothing more than a bench warming utility infielder, all Sanchez did was hit...and hit, and hit, and hit. By July he was leading the league in hitting, but Dave Littlefield still insisted Randa was the man at third. After a couple more multi-hit games for Sanchez, Littlefield changed his stance, and Randa became the bench warming utility infielder. Sanchez finished the year with a .344 average, becoming the first Pirate batting champ since Bill Madlock in 1983. To make matters better, Freddy's defense was phenomenal, leaving absolutely no doubt in anyone's minds as to his ability to play. In 2007, Sanchez will either be back at third, or take Castillo's place at second. If the latter happens, look for Jose Bautista to possibly replace him. Or maybe Aramis Ramirez, if he becomes a free agent?

Right Field: Jeromy Burnitz was signed and overpaid to be the left handed, power hitting right fielder. While he did manage to hit 16 home runs, he didn't hit much else, and was in no way worth the $6 million he was paid. He was eventually benched in favor of a platoon of Doumit, Bautista, and Nady. Burnitz will not be back, and who plays in right in 2007 depends on where everyone else plays and who the Pirates acquire in the offseason.

Center Field: Chris Duffy, after an impressive showing late in 2005, was the starting CF and leadoff hitter at the beginning of the season. Manager Jim Tracy tweaked with his hitting style, and the results were disastrous. After batting .194 in the first month or so, he was sent to the minors, only he refused to go and left baseball completely for a couple weeks. He eventually came back, and after dominating in the minors, made it back to Pittsburgh, where he hit .315 and finished with a .255 average, which is pretty good considering what had happened. Even more encouraging was his base stealing, as he caught 26 bases on 27 attempts. While Doumit was in exile/the minors, Jose Bautista and Nate McLouth shared duties in center until McLouth was injured. It seems as though Duffy may have earned the starting job back, with McLouth as a very capable reserve. Waiting in the wings, however, is Andrew McCutcheon. He's still very young and will start the season in AA Altoona, but he is a potential five-tool player, and he could be a monster when he gets to the majors.

Left Field: Jason Bay is the Pirates' left fielder; no doubt about it. He had another solid season, hitting a career high 35 homers and driving in 109 runs, also a personal best. He even got to start the All-Star Game in his home stadium, thanks to a huge marketing campaign. That being said, he is still not an elite player, and that is due to his horrible clutch hitting. His average with runners in scoring position was a weak .242, hardly acceptable for a player of his caliber. Countless times he could have broken a game open or kept the Pirates alive with a timely hit, and countless times he disappointed. If he can keep the same power numbers while improving on his hitting in tight situations, Bay will become a household name, and the Pirates will win a lot more games.

Starting Pitching: Way too much youth here. Oliver Perez came into the season as the most experienced starter on the Pirates' staff, and he did not set a good example. He never regained his 2004 form, and in fact he got progressively worse until he was traded to the Mets. Kip Wells missed a large part of the season because of a shoulder problem, and when he did come back he stunk and was also sent away. Zach Duke and Paul Maholm didn't match their insane 2005 numbers, but no one expected them to. They took some bad lumps this year, and we can only hope that it was a learning experience and they will be better in '07. Tom Gorzelanny came up from Indy for the last few months, and was solid if unspectacular. Victor Santos was garbage, and I don't understand why we even got him. He didn't pitch the last four weeks of the season, and he will not be back next year. Shawn Chacon was acquired in a trade with the Yankees, and was also pretty bad, and hopefully will also not be back. The brightest spot was by far Ian Snell, who went 14-11 and had a strikeout rate of 8.2 per nine innings. If he give up fewer home runs, he'll be an ace for years to come.

Relief Pitching: Mike Gonzalez converted all of his save opportunities before getting injured and missing the last six weeks of the season. He has firmly entrenched himself as the Bucs' closer. When he got hurt, Salomon Torres took over for him and got 12 saves in 13 chances. Torres also tied Kent Tekulve's franchise record with 94 pitching appearances. John Grabow also had a strong year, while Damaso Marte didn't. It seemed like every time Marte came into a close game, you saw an L next his name in the box score. He did not impress me, and will in all likelihood not be back next year. Twenty-two year old Matt Capps, who before this year didn't get above A ball, was a surprising addition to the roster, and was remarkable all year. He pitched in 83 games, one shy of the rookie record, and walked only twelve batters, five of which were intentional. While he tailed off late in the year due to fatigue, this hard throwing righty will be a fixture in the Pirates bullpen for many years. In 2007 look for men such as Shane Youman, Jonah Bayliss, and Josh Sharpless to compete for the open spots in the Pirates' pen.

Coaching: Pitching coach Jim Colborn tried to change the young starters' mechanics in spring training, and the results were less than pleasant. But overall, the new coaching staff, led by manager Jim Tracy, did a respectable job. The biggest problem I had with Tracy was his unwillingness to criticize veterans and accept blame when the Pirates lost, and his willingness to criticize young players and accept credit when the Pirates won. He never lost his players, though, and while I would like to see more fire and intensity instead of the usual calm and cliched manager quotes, I like what he has done with this team and hope he improves them even more next year.

Management: Dave Littlefield is an idiot. Plain and simple. He was given more money to work with, and spent $16 million on Casey, Burnitz, Randa, and Jose "Human Windmill" Hernandez. His attempts to justify the moves he has made have had the tone of "well, we're a crappy team and we can't get any better". Other teams with similar payrolls have had some amount of success, while the Pirates keep signing has beens and trading young stars for career minor leaguers. With the short right field porch at PNC Park, the fact that there hasn't been a legit power hitting lefty since Brian Giles is inexcusable. Littlefield got us Bay and (by some bizarre stroke of luck) Freddy, but the bad moves he has made far outweigh the good ones. However much money he has to spend on the 2007 team, he needs to spend it right, or he should be looking for a new job a year from now.

Ownership: G. Ogden Nutting and his son, the majority owners of the Pirates, never come out in public. You never see them at a game, you never see them at a press conference, and you probably never will. They're too busy counting the money you foolish fans give them to watch fireworks and collect bobbleheads. All the while, they send Kevin McClatchy, who is the Pirates president but NOT the guy making the business decisions, out there to get slaughtered by the fans and media. While the ownership did up the payroll for 2006, they are still light years behind other franchises, and if the estimates on their annual profits are correct, they can definitely afford to spend more. But then again, if you were making $20 million a year tricking the public into buying a crap product, what incentive would you have to invest more money?

Outlook for 2007: Folks, do not be fooled by this recent surge and improved play. Even though the Pirates played above .500 after the All-Star break, they were still outscored by a significant amount, and showed virtually now power. Most of the players on the roster now would be lucky to ride the bench for a team like the Yankees or Mets. Even with one or two significant additions, this still isn't a powerhouse team.

That being said, there are still spots that need filled immediately. The Pirates need a lefty power hitter desperately, as they are letting that stadium go to waste without one. Likewise, they need a good veteran (not old, just a veteran) right handed starting pitcher to complement the young lefties they have now. Those are the urgent needs at the major league level, but the problems are throughout each level of the organization. With the exception of McCutcheon, there are no real prospects in the Pirates' minor league system. The AAA team is made of 30 year old journeymen, the AA team is older than the Marlins, and the lower classes are years away, if there is any talent there at all. Other teams have invested millions into Asia and Latin America, while the most Latin investment the Pirates have made recently has been Raul Mondesi and Benito Santiago. They need to start signing and developing some of those young Dominican and Puerto Rican kids (especially in Puerto Rico, where the "Clemente played for us" sales pitch still has to have some merit), and also start competing for the Japanese and Korean stars looking to ply their trade with the big boys.

I can't even begin to speculate what the roster and lineup will look like for 2007. There are too many variables on the roster now and many more that could be on the roster by spring training. One thing is for sure: it doesn't look like the team will improve much next year, but that might not matter. Next year will mark the 10th anniversary of the 97 "Why Not Us" Pirates finishing only four games behind the division champ Astros in the NL Comedy Central. It looks as though the division is headed for another down year, as every team tumbled the last two months of the season. Maybe it won't take much to compete for the title, which will be a good thing, since the Pirates probably won't have much.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Red, White, and Blow

In 1980, the United States hockey team was made up of unknown college players, and were given no chance to do anything in the Winter Olympics. They pulled off some upsets, and made it to the semifinals where they faced a Soviet Squad that may have been the most talented hockey team ever assembled (seriously, they destroyed a team of NHL all-stars that year). But all that talent couldn't counteract the Americans' heart, and that scrappy group of youngsters beat the commies, and went on to win the gold medal.

In 1992, the USA organized a basketball team that is arguably the greatest squad ever put together for any sport. These guys were so good they could have won gold in other sports too. Every game was an execution, as Jordan, Bird, Magic, Barkley, and company won the gold with absurd ease.

Two years later, on their own soil, the American soccer team made it to the medal round of the World Cup. While they lost their first game, it was farther than they had gone in decades, and many thought this would signal the emergence of the U.S. as a soccer power.

The 1999 Ryder Cup will always be remembered for the miraculous comeback the Americans made on the final day. Justin Leonard's 45-foot putt on the 17th is etched into the memory of every golf fan in America.

In 2000, our baseball team, made up of unknown minor league players, shocked the world and defeated Cuba to win the gold medal. Along with the World Cup and Ryder Cup teams, this baseball team refused to lose, and it paid off.

The most heart, the most talent, and the strongest winning attitude. It's a shame none of our national teams have any of these traits now.

In the past six or seven years, we have seen the free fall of American teams in international competition. Consider the following:
  • The U.S. hockey team lost the gold medal game to Canada in 2002, and at this years games in Turin, they finished a disappointing 8th. The team was inexperienced and largely outmatched against stronger European teams.
  • The U.S. baseball team failed to qualify for the 2004 Summer Olympics...even though we invented the sport and are home to what is by far the best professional baseball system in the world. This past spring they failed to get out of the second round of pool play in the first ever World Baseball Classic.
  • Our soccer team tanked in the 1998 World Cup, finishing 32nd out of 32 teams. After an amazing march to the 2002 quarterfinals, expectations were high for us in Germany this past summer. They stumbled, big time, and failed to get out of group play.
  • After winning the basketball gold in Sydney in 2000, the U.S. blew up and finished a pathetic 6th at the 2002 world championships. This was followed by a weak bronze medal performance at the Athens games in '04, lowlighted by a 92-73 loss to Puerto Rico in the first game (isn't Puerto Rico a U.S. territory? Why aren't they playing for us?). And just a few weeks ago, this year's allegedly improved team lost to Greece (featuring a black player...I don't get it) in the semis and had to settle for another bronze.
  • After alternating victories with Europe for decades, the U.S. has been stomped the past three Ryder Cups, including record margins of defeat in the past two.

I could mention others, such as a Swiss man and Russian woman winning our tennis titles, but I think you get a point. When it comes to international competition, America isn't at the top anymore. Hell, in some instances they aren't even close. Is it the heart, the talent, the will to win, or something else? Let's take a look.

Talent. Definitely not talent. Maybe in soccer and hockey, two sports that are bigger in other parts of the world, we can say that our teams are not the most talented. However, in the cases of baseball, basketball, and golf, we're still the best...at least on paper. The baseball team for the WBC featured five certain Hall of Famers and several rising stars. Many of the countries that went further than the U.S. have baseball teams thanks to the U.S. and their development programs. It seems as though we've forgotten about development of our own boys.

In basketball, we are still head and shoulders above every other country in terms of pure talent. I'll take any of America's five best players over anyone else on the planet in a game of one on one. Hell, the original Dream Team could probably still win a medal, and they're all in their 40s. Watch the NBA today, and you'll see that the likes of LeBron James, Carmello Anthony, and Kobe Bryant can run circles around the best the world has to offer. And Shaq can still knock any other player on his ass. Sure, other nations have improved dramatically, but I still don't think they're at our level yet.

Golf is a bit of a perplexing subject, as there are many variables that contribute to a player's performance. The course, the weather, and a bunch of other things could wreak havoc on one player, but be a blessing for another. That being said, we still got the big guns. This year's Ryder Cup team featured Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, and Jim Furyk. You can see their names in the world rankings at nos. 1, 2, and 3, respectively. The rest of the squad was solid if unspectacular, and certainly should have played better than the lopsided score indicates. The European team was also strong, but in no way outmatched the U.S.

So it's not talent, but what about...

Will to win. We Americans are vain people. We always want to look good in everything we do, and getting your ass whooped on a global stage does not lead to a nice image. I don't think the athletes' desire to win has diminished despite all the media hype and external distractions, but I do think that other nations' improving programs has led to more confidence and with it a stronger will to win. Americans still get pissed at losing, and I don't think they like it any more than they used to, but that feeling seems to have been surpassed by that of other nations.

That leaves only one thing...

Heart. You want to know why we can't win anything anymore? It's simple: we've gotten too cocky, and now we expect to win without putting in the effort. With the exception of the World Cup and Ryder Cup, our world championship and Olympic teams consist primarily of players who are taking the place of the coaches' first options. All too often we see guys drop out for BS reasons. Some are tired (you can't squeeze in six or seven more games?), some want to spend time with their families (take them with you. It's called a vacation), and the one that bothers me the most...they don't like the coach or the other selections for the team. Give me a break. These players were chosen because they were the best of the best, and if your friend isn't on the team, too bad. Soldiers don't get to pick who they are in a trench with during a war, and it's not up to you to make the roster you want.

Injuries are a valid excuse to an extent. If it's something serious, then by all means don't play. But if it's a little bump or bruise, grow a set and get on the team. Mario Lemieux missed a lot of games in the 01-02 season due to injury, but he mustered up the strength to represent his country in the '02 games, and led them to the gold. You see soccer players refuse to sit out games because they want to play for their country so bad. If national pride isn't enough to make you want to play, then move to Luxembourg.

Another thing I want to touch on that is sorta related to heart is the concept of teamwork. In 2002 and 2004, our basketball teams were loaded with great individual players, but when it came to working together as a team, all hell broke loose, and the results were not pretty. That is something that has been improved on this past summer, but still needs work. These guys need more than a week or so together in order to get to know each other and get their shit together on the court.

It's a wonder other countries still hate us. You'd think they would love beating us in just about every sport. I think it's about time we return the favor and show them who's still the king.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Anatomy of the Worst Day of Football... Ever... The Worst

by Kamo

(Author's note: While some college students consider Thursday to officially start the weekend, I am considering the weekend to be a Saturday through Sunday thing because everyone knows real college teams only play on Saturday. In addition, I did attend the WVU-Maryland game last Thursday but it was more for drinking and things of that nature than it was for football.)

Saturday, September 16th

9:37 - I get off the couch after falling asleep Friday at 7 (see: Maryland-WVU the night before) and turn on ESPN. Lou Holtz is making valid points while Mark May is being his typical moron self.

9:45 - I put in a load of laundry, go to BB&T to cash a check and then trick myself into thinking that eating a bowl of cereal is better than eating a McMuffin. Mistake number 1 for the day and a foreshadowing of the days events.

10:00 - Eating my delicous cereal (seriously, it was) I flip on College Gameday, otherwise known as the best 2 hours on TV. I dig in for what should be a long, great day of college football that, at the time, I thought would culminate in Notre Dame stomping Michigan.

10:15 - The first mention of ND - Michigan on Gameday. The announcers seem to think it will be close, but Brady can't miss and Charlie Weis would never get outfoxed by Lloyd (Manboobs) Carr.

10:45 - I am getting sick of hearing about how good Ohio State, USC, Florida, Tennessee, and Florida State are. For one, I know Ohio State and USC are good. Second, FSU is awful.

11:03 - My parents call to say they are getting close. This is important because the cereal I ate is rapidly dissolving and I want some real food.

11:30 - Parents arrive with food aplenty and plans to take me out to eat at Ruby Tuesdays, but not until the end of Gameday. For the final half hour of the show my father and I sit motionless and quiet like two men listening to a Christmas Eve Mass. We need help.

12:04 - Gameday ends and we go to eat. All I can think about is those little Mini's they advertise on TV and my stomach apparently can't get them off his mind either because he is now eating a hole through my skin.

12:45 - Mini's.

1:10 - Completion of Mini's- kind of. They were great, so great that I couldn't finish them all. And neither could my old man, which marks a first in the Kamlowsky house- Mike Jones and Kamo do not finish their plates.

2:00 - Back at the apartment watching BYU - Boston College in hopes that bin Laden will pick out his next victim in Chestnut Hill. Earl shows up (This is important later).

2:30 - No bin Laden, but BYU is making a game out of this and BC all of the sudden looks like they belong in the MAC. My dad and I smile.

3:00 - Earl decides to get beer and while I didn't plan on drinking, I figure what the hell. I was drunk for ND's first 2 games, why not make it a trifecta.

3:25 - Earl comes back with a case of beer. I drink my first beer while BYU - BC goes into OT. I love life right now.

3:30 - False advertising bastards at NBC. They say 3:30 kickoff- BULLSHIT. More like 3:47 or something like its the Super Bowl. Assholes.

3:47 - Notre Dame comes through the tunnel, sending chills all over me and a tear comes out of my eye. It is the most beautiful thing in the sports world to see those Gold helmets shining in the autumn sun. Almost as if God himself is saying, "Go ahead now boys. Play for Our Lady."

3:50 - Opening kickoff...

3:52 - Prescott Burgess picks off Brady Quinn and returns it for a TD. The beginning of the end. I chug a beer.

4:05 - Chinedum Ndukwe picks off Chad Henne and returns it to the 1. Hope springs eternal and then...

4:07 - ...Brady to Ashley McConnell, TOUCHDOWN IRISH!!! I am yelling at the TV so loud that I scare Earl and I am cursing everything that the state of Michigan stands for.

4:15 - My celebration is short lived however because the next thing I know - Chad Henne to Mario Manningham for a touchdown, "Dad, where the fuck was our cornerback?" Beer.

4:17 - Fumble on the kickoff...

4:23 - ... touchdown Michael Hart. "Dad, we're in trouble." 2 Beers.

4:30 - Chad Henne to Mario Manningham for a touchdown. "Dad... WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR CORNERBACK?" "Jason, I don't know but wherever he is- HE SUCKS!" We drink to that.

4:45 - Chad Henne to Mario Manningham for a touchdown. Michigan 34 - ND 7. "Dad, our secondary sucks ass and Brady looks like a little bitch today." Beers galore. Life is over.

5:10 - By this point I am drunk, the Irish are getting beat down like Kunta Kinte and I would rather crawl into a hole than have to watch the rest of this game.

5:35 - This is ridiculous. All of the sudden Tyrone (I'm a better golfer/liar/piece of shit than I am a football coach) Willingham has returned to coach us. No first downs in the 3rd quarter? Honestly, NO FIRST DOWNS IN THE 3RD QUARTER? What is this, Cheech and Chong come to South Bend?

5:45 - I wish they would get Brady out of there because he is going to get killed and if he does, our season, in effect, really is over.

5:48 - Tommy Z- please sucker punch Chad Henne.

5:53 - I try to decipher what needs to happen for us to get to BCS Championship Game. In this state I am having difficulty comprehending how to use my cell phone, but nevertheless I give it a try. Hmm, let's see...

6:10 - ... after over 15 minutes I have figured out that everyone needs to lose a game in the month of November except us and thats about it. My head hurts too much to think too deep into this one.

6:15 - Brady Quinn throws a nice pass to Rhema McKnight and he makes an incredible catch. The only reason I bring this up is because it was #1 on top plays on SportsCenter that night.

6:30 - Brady fumbles, Michigan returns it for a score to put the exclamation point on the game. My parents get ready to leave, I sit alone on the couch and shed a tear for our broken season.

9:00 - After seeing that Miami got destroyed, Florida State is going down in a blaze of glory, and the loser of the Florida - Tennessee game is screwed I feel a little better. The decision to go to Morgantown is made and it is the best one all day.


So, that is how the worst day of football happened. High hopes were crushed by the direct disobedience of a few. Ambrose Wooden, Terrail Lambert- you should feel shame. We still love you Charlie and Brady, but this week had better be a different story. On Wisconsin and Go Irish!



Thursday, September 21, 2006

Observations, Thoughts, Etc.

Some random thoughts after two weeks of pro ball and three weeks of college ball.

  • Ohio State is really really good. The offense, and Heisman frontrunner Troy Smith in particular, is extraordinary, and James Laurinaitis has been a monster on what has become a surprisingly fierce defense. This isn't just personal bias talking, but they're gonna kill Penn State on Saturday, and it's gonna be tough for any team in the country to beat them.
  • West Virginia is also pretty strong. Granted, they haven't played anyone yet, but they've looked impressive. Steve Slaton is one hell of a running back, and I would not be surprised to see them in the BCS title game.
  • Pitt, on the other hand, is still mediocre. Sure, they can beat up on the Citadel and other lowly teams, but they still can't compete with an above average BCS conference team. Their tackling is still awful, and until that improves expect more losses to good offensive teams.
  • Good thing JoePa scheduled a tough team like Youngstown State the week before playing the #1 team in the nation.
  • The Steelers will be fine as long as no other bizarre mishaps occur. Jacksonville's a very good team, and the Steelers had an off game. Nothing more, nothing less.
  • The US is screwed in the Ryder Cup.
  • Even if Freddy Sanchez doesn't win the batting title, the fact that he has done what he has is remarkable, and it shows how poorly Dave Littlefield and Jim Tracy have evaluated talent.
  • Speaking of the Pirates, don't get your hopes up because of their recent success. They've done this before at the end of the season, and then things fall apart at the beginning of the next.
  • This week's game against the Bengals is gonna be a bloodbath. It's gonna come down to who has enough players still walking.
  • Why did i draft Aaron Brooks for my fantasy team again? Fuck.
  • Notre Dame is not as bad as they looked against Michigan.
  • Michigan is not as good as they looked against Notre Dame.
  • I'm out of things to write about.